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Originally Posted by Lady Sage
Heres how it works. You treat your women well and we will be there to return the favor by giving you back rubs and scratchin your various itches.
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. If I give a man back rubs and sex and cook him food, he will hold doors for me and shield my frailty from world? Why didn't they tell me this when I was a kid?! I wouldn't have worked so hard for so long to be responsible for myself.