"A gooey mess"
Wow... apparently I've morphed into Pizza the Hutt!
I did NOT mean to open a big can of worms, but this IS the most entertaining argument I've read on TFP in a while. Thanks for all the input, even the negative stuff. It's good to have opposing viewpoints for the purpose of discussion, remember that.
Sun Tzu, you're a DOLL to go out of your way to thoroughly explain stuff and link to references like that.

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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi