Ahh y'know, it's morons like this that give us real paparazzi a bad name.
In my initial meeting with the client, I give them a copy of the contract plus a stamped, self addressed envelope, and make it clear that if they'd like my services to just sign and return the contract. If they don't, well, no harm no foul.
This jerk has absolutely no leg to stand on, and if you hear from her again, follow dawgs advice.
Best o' luck to you both as well!
ps. i'm free that day, btw.....
