Originally Posted by Crack

I have always had an uncanny ability to talk my way out of, or into pretty much anything.

You want your money?

The board of directors says the pictures are not clear enough to sign the advance, but if you want to send the piece over, I can assure you that I can have them send the money "next day delivery"

You want to over-night it to me, and then have me send the payment through western union?

Fine, Fine.

Fact: They are greedy bastards and will do pretty much anything to scam you out of cash.

Fact: I love them so much for just that reason.