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Some more:
Asking for advice is good, but don't assume that the other guy is any smarter than you are.
Taking advice from others is good, but the people most eager to offer it usually don't know what the f*ck they're talking about.
After you've made all your plans and back-up plans -- be prepared to improvise!
Don't call old people cheap because they split restaurant meals; many just don't have much appetite. But _do_ call 'em cheap when they tip ten percent.
The louder a dog yaps, the less you have to worry about. It's the quiet ones that'll get ya.
The things that you can't bear to remember are the things that happen again and again.
If somebody wants to be your best friend the moment they meet you -- watch out, 'cause you ain't _that_ wonderful.
First-served should never take the last helping, too.
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