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Originally Posted by Dilbert1234567
Thanks KellyC and Lady Sage, I’m glad someone got a kick out of my sense of humor.
Ok people does legolas have a higher chance of getting sodomized with a salad tongs if he got a my space account? Because who needs facts when we have a viewer poll.
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In my personal opinion, chances depend on;
1) the company he/she keeps
2) how fast he/she can run
3) how much pepper spray is left in that canister
4) how accurate his/her aim is with an object that would inflict pain
5) what he/she had on hand for home defense in the rare case that some sinpletonistic snotwad should attempt to become a stalker
and MOST importantly
6) if he/she chose to meet someone alone rather than in public with friends
So many variables so little time...
(The preceeding post was for laugh value, please make sure not to take anything the insane woman says seriously.)