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With one of my girlfriends in particular, we had a lot of fun with sex... we would sometimes be having some slow sex, and one of us would start LOUDLY blurting out the most raunchy, flithy, porno-style commentary.

Things like me yelling out, "Oh you like that hard dick inside you, don't you?" and her yelling out, porno-style, yes, fuck me, harder, oh god, etc., randomly, back to back.

She also once yelled, "Fuck me! Fuck me like I owe you money!!"

This caused the sex to stop altogether for about 5 minutes while we both tried to stop laughing. To this day, it'd still probably the funniest moment in sex i've ever had.

In one of my movie scripts, i'd written the line, "Fuck her! Fuck her like she owes you money!!" for this very sort of crude character telling his friend to go have sex with a girl and "give it to her good", so to speak. My girlfriend at the time had just read that portion of the script earlier that day. That's where it came from.

One day in particular we were being extra loud and horrible with it, and laughing our asses off, to emerge afterwards from my bedroom into the living room to see about a dozen of my friends all sitting around, the biggest bunch of grins and horrified-with-laughter faces you've ever seen.

A few friends took some convincing, and my roommate backing us up, that we did that all on purpose, and that we weren't just really, really, REALLY bizarre in bed. That was hilarious.

Note: we were alone in the apartment when we went into my room and started, but almost 2 hours had gone by at that point, so the friends all had plenty of time to show up with my roommate and then all filter in.