The most inappropriate laughs
Ever had sex? Pretty sure you have! Ever had a really great time and gotten slightly "giddy"? I bet this is also the case.
So who here has ever laughed at something someone has done or said that was truely a very "foot-in-mouth" situation.
I can share mine. My girlfriend and I joke about things that we would say during sex. She isn't entirely adventurous and usually waits for me to say something or start doing something before she gets in the grove. It started out being silly things like small groans. She took the lead there and started groaning hard and eventually moaning loudly when I made her come. But things like speaking were surely taboo? i didn't think so, so I started speaking obviously. First with things that were true and simple like "I love you" and "It feels so good to be inside you" and we both knew it was true and it made things really more passionate and fun.
Since then we have made jokes about us saying things along the lines of me (the simple yet hilarious dane cook joke) "Ohhhh baby; my dick feels like corn!" and her (from our recent dual-principal character casting in CATS) screaming "MaCavity!" when she climaxed. Those were all jokes. Also, let me say that I get quite giddy after I come and giggle a little bit at simple things.
It just so happens that she is becoming more adventurous. I had a condom on, obviously, and I came hard and let her know it. Thats when, in the heat of the moment she said, loudly, and quite dirty;
"Oh! I love it when you come inside me... ohhhhhh! it feels so good"
I lost it. I laughed and laughed and laughed until she threw me off of her and I continued to laugh. After I had calmed down I asked if I could go down on her (even though she had already come twice during intercourse) and she said yes, embarrassed but horny nonetheless. But, alas, as soon as I got face-to-face with her, so to speak, i lost it again thinking about what she had said and how she had said it exactly as both the bed and I had gone quiet.
So has anyone here lost it mid session to the dismay of yourself and your partner? SHARE a story and SHARE a laugh
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