Ooh! Yes! Small rodent!
If you're feeling sorry for the animals though, you could get him a butt plug (nastily large) or a dildo (again, nastily large). Or a guide book for San Francisco (do they have AAA in Guatemala? If not, a bookstore).
Oh, and everyone could talk with the stereotypical gay lisp all day/at the party.
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