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05-16-2006, 03:33 PM
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Smithers, release the hounds
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
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B-day present for just out of the closet gay friend
So, this is the the thing. I have this friend from the University that we always knew was gay, but didn't have the guts to come out of the closet. He has finally accepted himself as he is and we're all very happy for him as he is a more confident person and overall a happier and better person. We have always enjoyed making fun and playing pranks on each other, so his birthday is gonna be this friday (his first bday after coming out) and we want to give him an "special" gift, but have't been able to think about anything funny enough. For the record, political correcteness if of no importance. Any ideas?
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05-16-2006, 03:36 PM
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Doorknob might do the trick...
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05-16-2006, 04:39 PM
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In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Ooh! Yes! Small rodent!
If you're feeling sorry for the animals though, you could get him a butt plug (nastily large) or a dildo (again, nastily large). Or a guide book for San Francisco (do they have AAA in Guatemala? If not, a bookstore). Oh, and everyone could talk with the stereotypical gay lisp all day/at the party.
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05-16-2006, 06:47 PM
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In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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/smacks self on the forehead I forgot where I was for a moment! 
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05-16-2006, 10:33 PM
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Junkie
Location: Right here
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a (gay) male stripper in female drag
 have "her" try to convert him back, and then give up/give in and reveal himself.
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05-17-2006, 07:09 AM
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Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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Cant stop laughing
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05-20-2006, 08:09 AM
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Smithers, release the hounds
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
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Thank you all for your suggestions, after giben it a good thought, i ended up given him the biggest ginger root i was able to find, IT WAS HILLARIOUS and i'm sure in the end it will come in handy for him and his boyfriend, the only downward was that my wife was about to kill me for the prank... anyway, when is it that the wifes don't suck the fun out of a good prank.
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05-20-2006, 10:02 AM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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