Hail Citizens!
It has been so long I almost forgot how to start a thread.
I am trying to blow the dust of my doodles and build up my atrophying art muscles. Here's what most recently crawled out of my art orifice to see the light of day.

Amendment LXXXVII: The right of the people to be secure in their choice of spicy chicken sandwiches at establishments that serve only cow sandwiches.
Ratified 4/8/2103 during biannual senatorial robotic puppet show.
Caption it, if you dare!
After the fact, I think of this quote from our 16th president...
"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed."
-Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864
Ouch.
Now I know YOU can be funnier.
GO GO GO!
-GH