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1:A Make gagging sounds even if unable to throw up. (keeps them honest)
2:A If sitting and staring does not work use 1:A on the guest.
4:A Keep claws out on expensive clothing.
6:A Hide behind toilet and come out at the worst possible moment for guest.
7:A Hiss madly only after they pick you up.
8:A After getting through the door, hide and wait until door is shut again and demand out. (most effective in the middle of the night)
9:A If it is a really good book- lie on top of open book and use the gagging ploy.
12:A Works best if there are at least two cats in the house. Stage realistic fights complete with hair for evidence. When lights come on, lie there and look innocent.
14 Use litter box some to keep the fresh litter coming. The rest of time use a corner of the room. (dustballs work great for partial covering)
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