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-Cars work perfectly fine until an enemy is after you, in which the car will refuse to start until the last moment.
-If you enter a room with nowhere to hide, scale the walls and hide up by the ceiling until your enemies leave the room.
-Sneezing only occurs when you have to be quiet.
-Condoms don't exist in movies, neither do STDs. You can have sex on the go and not worry.
-If you're drunk and the bartender refuses to serve you just yell "I'm paying for it ain't I!?!?" and he'll reluctantly serve you.
-Bartenders spend their entire time shining a single glass with a white cloth.
-Propane tanks only exist to be used as explosive projectiles.
-Bets made concerning sleeping with a girl will always backfire once the girl finds out, which by this time the guy has genuinely fallen in love with the girl. In the end it'll work out between them, usually once the guy chases the girl to an airport before she departs to a distant place.
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