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You will only need to reload your gun in order to take a quick breather and toss off some one-liners.
Any teenagers having sex will immediately be killed by the homicidal maniac.
Homicidal maniacs are indestructable.
Car chases do not elicite a massive police response.
Heros have their own soundtracks. So do villians, but the hero's is cooler.
If you show up to a gun battle halfway through, you're probably dead.
All prostitutes have hearts of gold.
If you're a geek in high school, you will eventually win over the girl of your dreams with your irrepressable charm.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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