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If you need to jump off a rooftop to escape a homicidal maniac, there will be an open truck carrying mattresses, cardboard boxes, or some other suitable landing material on the street below. Even if you're in a completely abandoned part of town.
If a computer takes over the world, you can defeat it by feeding it illogical non-sequiturs. Computers always explode under these circumstances, they never merely reject the feed.
Appliances are really malevolent entities, just waiting for their chance. Never turn your back on the toaster.
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