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Old 03-10-2006, 09:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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How much you think that franchise would go for?

Since it will need to be run by the Army, do you think Tim's would just set up a "Pretend" Tim Hortons store (complete with the uniforms, cups, machines, product and the overhead ordering signs)?

I think the PR alone would cause me, as Tim's CEO to give that shit to the Army, in exchange for free advertising. I would get a little "Speaker's Corner" thing outside the store in Kandahar, and then have the boys (and girls) send their kisses to their family online. Win-WIN.

And Charlatan, You would be the first on my list for potential employees. The casting couch is not easy, but I would make it a special experience for you...
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