Charlatan

This is the results from the first two pages, I bolded my favourite...

...is a fucking mess.
...is a fucking loon.
...is a fucking sex addict [is there a non-fucking kind of sex?] and has a major substance problem.
... is a fucking asshole.
...is a fucking thief!!!!!
...is a fucking bitch.
...is a fucking stand-up guy.
...is a fucking pussy, and is getting exactly what he deserves.
...is a fucking fagget who truly does beat off behind bleachers during gym class, he also trys to cover his ass by threatening to sue people for “defemation of character”, what a fagget….
...is a fucking PERVERT!
...is a fucking douche bag that lies more than a whore talking to a cop.
...is a fucking genius which helps, but also the beauty of the studio environment is if new ideas come to you whilst recording you have the time to work with them and adapt them into the foundations of the songs.
...is a fucking trip!
...is a fucking spaz.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke