I'm not yet 30, but I thought I see how these apply to me:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. [Nope]
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. [yep]
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. [nope]
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it... [yep]
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. [yep]
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. [nope]
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.... [nope, and it contradicts the praise one above]
Quote:
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. AMEN!!!
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Amen, esepcially when you can just give up on red meat altogether and enjoy some nice shellfish.
Gilda