Dear Santa,
You ain't nuthin' but a stupid fat old pervy drunk.
Pinching little kids' asses is sooo not cool, you jerk.
No wonder kids look so scared in the mall photos enclosed with my Christmas cards.
I hope you step in reindeer poop & elf vomit when you stumble your lousy stinkin' ass home to your halfway house bed.
Fuck off & die you asshole. Leave the kids alone, you bastard.
Get a job as a Walmart greeter where security cameras will watch your asshole every move, you greasy scumball.
And for gawds sake, take a bath, you foul smelling piece of crap.
Merry Fucking Christmas, you loser dickhead.
Sincerely,
bernadette
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