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Sorry if I'm keepin' her out too late... kidding... I swear it's not me... I swear... what?
Anyway... Just because you posted this I'm gonna come out and guess that you really don't trust her. And I'm gonna bet you a grand that I'm right. And you wanna know why? I tell people all the time I trust the living shit outta my girlfriend... that couldn't be a bigger pile of horse shit. She lives three states away from me in the capitol of pretty and stupid... Laguna Beach. She claims up and fuckin' down that she's not like the "mental giants" you see on TV... I'm not sure where I was goin' with this...
Dump the drunk and stick with a more well-rounded girl that doesn't go out as much...
Wait can I have that girls number if you dump her... ? Kidding... no really... Can I...
What? Fine. I'll leave now.
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