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Originally Posted by maleficent
Was on a first date with a guy (this is yet another reason why I don't think I date anymore and we ran into some people I knew... I went to introduce him... and at that moment I realized I had absolutely no clue as to what his name was - and of course the people who knew me... knew that I was stumped on this question and really goaded me... (there was no second date, I have no real memory of the first date ending actually - he may have wandered off in disgust...
Ok. so I'm really bad with names... another date.. another guy (least I think so) different people I ran into - and I was so proud of myself for remembering the first and last name of this guy (which I had correct) I shudda quit while I was ahead... really.. cause I started to go on about what this guy did for a living.. and how it was very similar to what my the person i wasn introducing did.. .Umm - -that'd be an incorrect answer maleficent, I obvioously didn't pay one bit of attention when this person told me what he did for a living.. caus I wasn't even in the right ballpark.. (there was no second date)
then... (I should stop talking now... in case there was ever a wonder where my bad karma comes from.... it's from my dating life... and this could explain why I haven't had a date in years...)I was out with someone else, and I had gotten up to use the restroom, on the way back... I ran into people I knew.. and stopped to say hello... three hours later I remembered I was on a date... and he left...
I could go on...
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See, this is why I like Mal so much... These are some of the best things I've ever heard!