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Originally Posted by absorbentishe
When I'm King...
Nancy will be my queen, so my wife will have to play second fiddle...
Sex will be open, nothing to hide, so if you're walking down the street, you can stop anyone for a ride 
Pornos will be playes by real women and good looking guys (not that I'm looking at the guys)
Cheese for all
Restaurants will serve only good food, no gravy! (Good food deemed by me)
There will be no need for police or politicians
Nakedness will highly be encouraged
Chocolate will be the food pyramid |
Utopia!!!!  Except for the last rule... Allthough I love chocolate I wouldn't want it to be the sole content in the food pyramid..
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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