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All people shall own at least one firearm, because an armed society is more polite
Dueling shall be leagalized and televised locally, on a pay per view channel- wanna duel, just go down to the local dueling arena, pay your (small ) tax for the right to do so, set your terms and weapons and have at thee
all drugs shall be legalized- we obviously cant beat-em, so lets tax em
Prison sentences shall be one half severe punishment and one half rehabilitation- rehab shall include counciling and job skills training- upon completion of sentence, a genuine effort shall be made to re-integrate people into society, get them jobs- full legal status and rights shall be restored-
there shall be some exceptions to the above- cold blooded unprovoked murder = death on conviction- we are talking about cases where there is no doubt here, ie jeff dahmer, gacy, etc....
Violent rapists are to be turned over to the victim or victim's next of kin for punishment- whatever they want to do to em is fine with me...
Child molesters and their ilk are to be fed to sharks- this would somehow be funny to me... care will have to be taken to avoid inflicting this on the 18 year old who fucks his 17 year old girlfriend though
extremely dangerous sports are to be encouraged as they make sure that those fools who participate in them are either fine specimens, or lucky
Gladiatorial arenas will make a big comeback- see above
No one will be able to sell chicken fries
Small nations that I invade will pay tribute- we will not be spending our cash to rebuild them...
I will have a train of dancing girls with me at all times
wearing a sword will be fashionable
harems will make a big comeback (for both sexes, why should'nt girls have fun too)
Stem cell research will be a priority- hell, medical advancements in general will be a big thing
Schools will be better funded through the drug tax revenues, and will be safer
Poodles will be outlawed, because no one can really take em seriously- beyond that there will be no breed bans, just owner responsibility.....
Pirates will be encouraged by commissioning of my own privateers... cause that would be sweet....
executive sallaries will be curtailed to what I think is reasonable, and corporate looting and irresponsibility will be dealt with severly.....
My legion of doom will wear black, and be able to shoot straight....
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Thought the harder, Heart the bolder,
Mood the more as our might lessens
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