anleja

I think every movie should have a scene resembling this as follows:

Black screen as the opening credits play with music. Music ends abruptly as-

RING of alarm clock. The screen cuts from stark black to bright white to show closeup of male face, shot from above to reveal his head is on pillow. At this instand the man's eyes shoot open. Man's eyes seem to relax for a second

Close-up of man's nose sniffing something.

Back to original close-up of man's face, to see a sence of urgency fill his eyes. He looks to his side and his eyes widen in shock.

Camera rises from close-up to slowly reveal man is laying next to a (choose one, or any combination of two or more)
a)hobo clown
b)goose
c)cardboard cutout of George Foreman
d)mustachiod man wearing black leather chaps with no pants
e)pile of his own body hair (man would be totally clean shaven for greatest effect)
f)Ewok
g)member of an 80's hair band, complete with massive hairsprayed hair
h)Big Boy statue
*edit- Sorry, probably too tired to make a post with any value. I DO like politicophiles suggestion.