When I'm King...
Nancy will be my queen, so my wife will have to play second fiddle...
Sex will be open, nothing to hide, so if you're walking down the street, you can stop anyone for a ride
Pornos will be playes by real women and good looking guys (not that I'm looking at the guys)
Cheese for all
Restaurants will serve only good food, no gravy! (Good food deemed by me)
There will be no need for police or politicians
Nakedness will highly be encouraged
Chocolate will be the food pyramid