A well, serached the antarweeb for a script, NADA, so I'll make up one of my own.
Aliens are invading America. Henry Earl is in charge. Starring Henry Earl, and a really attractive unidentified female.
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Well, ah, we don't want to jump to alarm... you there, in the exposed bra....
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Sir, your plan of total capitulation and allowable anal probes... this sounds like a plan more in favor of the aliens than the American people.
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Have you tried it? It can be enjoyable once you get past the initial entry pain.
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Sir, I understand where you're coming from. In fact, this one time, at band camp..."
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I know the story.. flute still up there?
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Yes sir, you really do connect with the people!
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Well, I've been to band camp. I know about wind instruments.
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Sir, a controversial question... on the eve of potential devestation from hurricane Rita, have you considered pledging your love to poppinjay? I have! I'm sleeping with him tonight!
...um, sorry... I need to go... take care of business.