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The End is Near
A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are
standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign
into the ground with a large rock. The sign reads:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!" From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say
'Bridge Out'?"
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