Yeah, I say sell them on e-bay, and take the money to do something that will help to get women- buy some spiffy new clothes, get a facial (and I don't mean the porn star kind), go see a play or a symphony and have an excuse to wear that old tux in the back of the closet- that kind of thing. By breaking out of any routine you're currently in (and everyone is currently in a routine, no matter who they are) you'll meet women you never knew existed, and probably find one who would be more than happy to watch porn with you!
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She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi