When I was in highschool I had a bunk bed left over from when I roomed with my little brother. One night I gopt really drunk and fell asleep on my bed. Now, my phone at the time had the most jarring ring ever. About half an hour after I layed down it went off and I sat straight up in my bed, bashing my forehead into the bottom of the top bunk. I had a red mark going across the top of my forehead for the better part of the week.
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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"
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