So, while reading a fark boobie thread, I came across the word 'muff'. Curious, I trekked on over to urbandictionary.com and found that muff means a matte of pubic hair. Interestingly enough, it also means:
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Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.
For convenience:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muff
And how would a succubus ruin one's life anyways? Isn't that the holy grail, the friends-with-benefits land?