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Old 09-02-2005, 12:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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MUFF

So, while reading a fark boobie thread, I came across the word 'muff'. Curious, I trekked on over to urbandictionary.com and found that muff means a matte of pubic hair. Interestingly enough, it also means:

3. MUFF link send redefine 33 up, 28 down
Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.

For convenience:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muff

And how would a succubus ruin one's life anyways? Isn't that the holy grail, the friends-with-benefits land?

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Old 09-02-2005, 01:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A succubus is a hot girl who pulls you in and then turns into a complete bitch. She will most definitely ruin your life.
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Martian
A succubus is a hot girl who pulls you in and then turns into a complete bitch. She will most definitely ruin your life.
How about I turn the tables on this beeyotch and dump her before she ruins my life
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Old 09-02-2005, 04:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Martian
A succubus is a hot girl who pulls you in and then turns into a complete bitch. She will most definitely ruin your life.
Best succubus breakdown ever.

And no, I'd never heard of "MUFF" as an acronym like that...

*waits for someone to freak out on the ugly/fat portion of it*
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Interesting.
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