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stevie667 · 07-30-2005, 05:14 PM

Wacky Tobaccy [Synonyms: too many to list]
[Pronunciation guide: Wah-key Tow-bak-ee]

Although being referred to as tobaccy the plant is not related to tobacco (as found in 'snouts'), but rather a member of the genus ‘cannabiniae stonatus’. Sub-species include, but are not limited to: ‘cannabiniae stonatus terriblus’, ‘cannabiniae stonatus munchiesalotus’ and ‘cannabiniae stonatus yourprettyfuckedifyouvereadalloflthisius’.
A highly potent psychotropic, it is also one of the most ‘munchie’ inducing substances known to man.

Wacky tobaccy can be absorbed into the bloodstream in several ways. The main routes are via smoking and oral ingestion. Experiments with a rectal suppository and intravenous injection have been met with mixed success, as has nasal insufflations.
If it is to be smoked, then the wacky tobaccy is mixed with tobacco to form a ‘bub’. If eaten it can either be mixed into food, such as hash cookies, or eaten raw.
Effects can be noticed as quickly as it takes to say “weiser” if smoked, or within 20-30 minutes if eaten. Smoking produces a much quicker, more intense effect, known as ‘fucked’, whilst eating usually results in a less pronounced version, with more giggling, general galvanising and poor alliteration skills.

Elephants having very big noses so can be used to sniff out other teenimals wacky tobaccy. They have been known to pick up a good taste for wacky tobaccy, so they can be used when visiting unknown dealers to ensure the quality of their product line.
Be careful they do not start smoking, as they use expensive ‘skins’.

See ‘fucked’ or your local friendly neighbourhood dealer for more information on the mental and physically effects.

07-30-2005, 05:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Wacky Tobaccy [Synonyms: too many to list] [Pronunciation guide: Wah-key Tow-bak-ee] Although being referred to as tobaccy the plant is not related to tobacco (as found in 'snouts'), but rather a member of the genus ‘cannabiniae stonatus’. Sub-species include, but are not limited to: ‘cannabiniae stonatus terriblus’, ‘cannabiniae stonatus munchiesalotus’ and ‘cannabiniae stonatus yourprettyfuckedifyouvereadalloflthisius’. A highly potent psychotropic, it is also one of the most ‘munchie’ inducing substances known to man. Wacky tobaccy can be absorbed into the bloodstream in several ways. The main routes are via smoking and oral ingestion. Experiments with a rectal suppository and intravenous injection have been met with mixed success, as has nasal insufflations. If it is to be smoked, then the wacky tobaccy is mixed with tobacco to form a ‘bub’. If eaten it can either be mixed into food, such as hash cookies, or eaten raw. Effects can be noticed as quickly as it takes to say “weiser” if smoked, or within 20-30 minutes if eaten. Smoking produces a much quicker, more intense effect, known as ‘fucked’, whilst eating usually results in a less pronounced version, with more giggling, general galvanising and poor alliteration skills. Elephants having very big noses so can be used to sniff out other teenimals wacky tobaccy. They have been known to pick up a good taste for wacky tobaccy, so they can be used when visiting unknown dealers to ensure the quality of their product line. Be careful they do not start smoking, as they use expensive ‘skins’. See ‘fucked’ or your local friendly neighbourhood dealer for more information on the mental and physically effects. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.