Vodka [Synonyms: Death Juice, Moon-shine, Super-shit]
[Pronunciation guide: Vod-kah]
Vodka is an alcoholic beverage brewed traditionally from potatoes in eastern European countries. It has a high alcohol percentage and will consumption results in a severe case of being ‘twated’.
Being ‘twated’ on vodka entails slightly different symptoms than being ‘twated’ on ‘booze’, with the consumer often displaying significantly reduced hand-eye, mind-mouth and cock-woman co-ordination. Stupidity levels are also raised to dangerous levels, and as such driving, the operation of heavy machinery and karaoke singing are all prohibited by law.
Generally the ‘fucked’ pack member will make a ‘gimp’ of themselves, and pass out over the toilet, where their body’s natural poison response attempts to stop severe liver necrosis and death. ‘Booze’ drinkers do not suffer this, as they have long since expelled the contents of their stomachs over paving slabs and nearby pack members.
Vodka is also not recommended, they also tend to end up sleeping in gutters, which is very bad for roofing.
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Last edited by stevie667; 07-30-2005 at 05:13 PM..
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