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stevie667 · 07-30-2005, 05:09 PM

Twisted [Synonyms: Pilled, Buzzing, Shit Faced]
[Pronunciation guide: Twiss-tid]

To be twisted, a pack member must first enter the realms of highly potent narcotics, not normally available inside pride lands, or from your friendly neighbourhood dealer.
Being twisted requires adequate consumption of ‘disco biscuits’, after which the pack member will slowly fade into a realm of bunnies, happy little elves and complete lack of jaw muscle/thought/coherent speech control.

A twisted pack member will become very jittery, with their entire body moving constantly (if at a ‘party’ to the sound of music, if somewhere else, the sound of chattering teeth) along side an increase heart rate and dilation of the pupils. Looking into the sun should be avoided despite however pretty it may be. The attraction to bright lights and pupil dilation is what has been attributed to the rise of third eye cataracts in recent years.

As said in ‘disco biscuits’, severe hallucinations are common to twisted users. Usually this is limited to open eye hallucinations, but closed eye and auditory hallucinations can and do happen at higher doses. Therefore it is wise to note that anyone twisted who chases after an imaginary object in the path of oncoming vehicles as if by command should be immediately restrained, given a reassuring hug, and sent off into a secluded garden to look for pixie dust.

When twisted a pack member will have a raised body temperature, and therefore use more water than they normally would during the course of a ‘party’. It is important that they keep drinking water to replace lost fluids, and that this not be alcoholic.
The latter part is vitally important as:
A- Alcohol serves to dehydrate the body even more
B- No-one likes a ‘twated’ person trying to give you hugs and telling you everything’s ok every 7 minutes.

Elephants who have taken disco biscuits tend to show similar symptoms as pack animals, in that they suffer vastly increased feelings of affections. It is important to realise that an elephant is considerably bigger than you, and as such it isn’t sensible to be on the receiving end of a hug.

07-30-2005, 05:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Twisted [Synonyms: Pilled, Buzzing, Shit Faced] [Pronunciation guide: Twiss-tid] To be twisted, a pack member must first enter the realms of highly potent narcotics, not normally available inside pride lands, or from your friendly neighbourhood dealer. Being twisted requires adequate consumption of ‘disco biscuits’, after which the pack member will slowly fade into a realm of bunnies, happy little elves and complete lack of jaw muscle/thought/coherent speech control. A twisted pack member will become very jittery, with their entire body moving constantly (if at a ‘party’ to the sound of music, if somewhere else, the sound of chattering teeth) along side an increase heart rate and dilation of the pupils. Looking into the sun should be avoided despite however pretty it may be. The attraction to bright lights and pupil dilation is what has been attributed to the rise of third eye cataracts in recent years. As said in ‘disco biscuits’, severe hallucinations are common to twisted users. Usually this is limited to open eye hallucinations, but closed eye and auditory hallucinations can and do happen at higher doses. Therefore it is wise to note that anyone twisted who chases after an imaginary object in the path of oncoming vehicles as if by command should be immediately restrained, given a reassuring hug, and sent off into a secluded garden to look for pixie dust. When twisted a pack member will have a raised body temperature, and therefore use more water than they normally would during the course of a ‘party’. It is important that they keep drinking water to replace lost fluids, and that this not be alcoholic. The latter part is vitally important as: A- Alcohol serves to dehydrate the body even more B- No-one likes a ‘twated’ person trying to give you hugs and telling you everything’s ok every 7 minutes. Elephants who have taken disco biscuits tend to show similar symptoms as pack animals, in that they suffer vastly increased feelings of affections. It is important to realise that an elephant is considerably bigger than you, and as such it isn’t sensible to be on the receiving end of a hug. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.