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Snout [Synonyms: Fag, cigarette, snigarette]
[Pronunciation guide: Sch-nowt - as if from up north]
The word snout is used in replacement of cigarette, but also may be interchanged for fag.
The word snout is most commonly used in the immediate waking hours after a party, where the alpha male of the group will often be heard bellowing snout at the top of his lungs. This bellow will also be joined in by the beta male, and quickly thereafter by the rest of the pack.
After several minutes of shouting during which the entire group will be woken, the leading members of the pack will spend roughly half an hour in the vain search for the afore mentioned snout.
It is wise to take note that very rarely do the alpha and beta females (and at times the rest of the sub-dominant females) take part in this activity, instead preferring to use their guile and wait until the male members have gone foraging for 'snout money' and purchased a 'deck of snouts' and returning. They then will often be seen using their sexuality and the general hung-over-ness of the males to obtain the precious snout.
After the smoking of this treasured article, pack members undertake the arduous task of cleaning up the carnage of the previous night and seeing visiting members of other packs return to their own pride lands minus any ‘wacky tobaccy’ in their possession.
Snouts can also be used to create ‘bubs’; part of the snout will be removed, creating a 'twisty' (see below).
Elephants should never be allowed to smoke snouts; it makes their skin de-wrinkle over time without proper ageing skin treatments and pore blockers.
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