Party [Synonyms: Gig, Bash, Gathering, Shin-dig]
[Pronunciation guide: Parr-tey]
A party is a gathering of pack members into one location to engage in activities that will results in getting ‘fucked’. Pack members are known to do this so as to lower their inhibitions and have fun. The reason why is not really known, as they will inevitably suffer mental and physical degradation of varying degrees the following sunrise. Many scienticians have speculated about this, but no definitive theory has yet been found.
At large parties, pack members from different pride lands may attend, along with their females. This is so as to ensure ‘mating’ takes place between pack members of differing gene pools and social stature and thus ensuring that no unwanted inbreeding occurs. Inbreeding is the fastest way to destroy a pack known to science, and is to be avoided at all costs.
Once adequate ‘mating’ has taken place, caused by being ‘fucked’ then directions as to reach adjoining pride lands are taken by the males (and sometimes alpha and beta females) then the united prides retreat to the safety of their dens to sleep and recover their strength.
It is noted that a party can and does cause significant destruction to both property and pack social structure if not carefully maintained, as different prides often have very little regard for the local packs habitat. Males, when sufficiently ‘fucked’ have also known to be violent, challenging the existing hierarchy, and attempting to take over leadership of the pack. Alpha and beta males are also known to re-affirm their pack leadership by fighting lower caste members who they deem as ‘gimps’.
During these feuds, observers are advised not to interfere, but instead make a safe distance between them and the fight, and ‘mate’ with a lower caste female.
Elephants can be spooked by lots of unknown people, remember to keep them safely locked away indoors away from loud noise and bright lights.
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