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stevie667 · 07-30-2005, 04:56 PM

Lighter [Synonyms: (Bottled) Fire, Shite-er, Flamey]
[Pronunciation guide: Liy-ter]

Usually a small plastic tube containing flammable liquids to facilitate the lighting of ‘snouts’, ‘bubs’ and facial hair. Lighters are highly prized commodities, with pack members guarding their lighters zealously. Stealing other pack members lighter is tantamount to treason. Lighters are also easy to lose, especially when ‘fucked’.
Colours such as blue and red should be avoided as they attract ‘gimps’ to steal them. Pink has been proven to ward off potential thieves, and therefore extend the life of your lighter when ‘fucked’.
Elephants like the taste of interesting colours, so remember to keep lighters away from them as they may be eaten.

07-30-2005, 04:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Lighter [Synonyms: (Bottled) Fire, Shite-er, Flamey] [Pronunciation guide: Liy-ter] Usually a small plastic tube containing flammable liquids to facilitate the lighting of ‘snouts’, ‘bubs’ and facial hair. Lighters are highly prized commodities, with pack members guarding their lighters zealously. Stealing other pack members lighter is tantamount to treason. Lighters are also easy to lose, especially when ‘fucked’. Colours such as blue and red should be avoided as they attract ‘gimps’ to steal them. Pink has been proven to ward off potential thieves, and therefore extend the life of your lighter when ‘fucked’. Elephants like the taste of interesting colours, so remember to keep lighters away from them as they may be eaten. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.