Fucked [Synonyms: Bollocksed, Lean, Kaned, Lean-kaned,Schpanked]
[Pronunciation guide: Fuk-d]
Fucked is used to describe the state in which one gets after inhaling the smoke of 'wacky tobaccy'. Pack members in this state are known to be lazy, incapable of proper speech, and highly susceptible to humour.
It is widely speculated that after becoming fucked, pack members would take other narcotics which would lead them to a state of 'gibbering inanely at a pot plant'. In this state pack members have been known to create all sorts of new terms and phrases (see ‘allow’), as well as creating life long friendships with small inanimate objects and several elephants.
It is advised that the fucked person not drink, drive, operate heavy machinery or engage in any kind of worthwhile activity whilst in this state.
Elephants get very lazy when fucked, so extra time planning is advised with those who have taken their elephants to ‘parties’ so as to return to their pride lands at arranged times, and still be able to catch a bite to eat.
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