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Gilda · 07-06-2005, 08:43 PM

Alas, the applications are not divided into Beauty and Geek categories, just male and female. I may fill it out just for kicks.

Most of it seems to be pretty straightforward stuff, but there are some interesting questions:

WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD GIRLFRIEND

I put out on the first date.

DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT GUY

I don't think a girl could do better than Rock Hudson.

FLIRTING IS

You know that scene in Marathon Man where Szell is drilling into Dustin Hoffman's healthy tooth? If given a choice between flirting with a guy and that, I'd have to think long and hard before deciding.

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST SKILL YOU CAN TEACH A GUY? DON'T BE MODEST

I'm thinking cunnilingus here. I'm really, really good, and most guys could use a few lessons, I think. Wait, how to deconstruct children's literature! Yeah that's what I meant.

HOW COMPETETIVE ARE YOU?

I'm the least competetive person I know. Really, you name someone, and I'll bet that I'm less competetive than she is. A lot less competetive.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOPIC YOU CAN TALK FOR HOURS ON

Comics books of course. Oh also, the really awkward grammar and stilted usage found in applications for reality tv shows.

WHAT IS YOUR WORST SUBJECT AND WHY

Ohhhh, women. I can never understand the way their minds work. Oh and men, they baffle me too. Teenagers are bit of a puzzle. Relating to other people would probably be the best summary.

WHAT'S THE WORST WAY YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE?

Hmmm. I got a restraining order, and when the police escorted me to his apartment to get my things, I stole his comic books.

LIST YOUR THREE (3) CLOSEST MALE FRIENDS IN THE AREA THAT WE CAN CALL AS REFERENCES

The problem here is that all my male friends are geeks themselves, and might beat me out for a spot in the show. Heck, I could probably populate the geek side just with my comic book group.

LIST YOUR THREE (3) CLOSEST FEMALE FRIENDS IN THE AREA THAT WE CAN CALL AS REFERENCES

I don't have any female friends. Other women tend to be intimidated by my termendous intellect and encyclopedic knowledge of the history of The New Teen Titans.

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Gilda 32 flavors and then some Location: Out on a wire.	Alas, the applications are not divided into Beauty and Geek categories, just male and female. I may fill it out just for kicks. Most of it seems to be pretty straightforward stuff, but there are some interesting questions: WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD GIRLFRIEND I put out on the first date. DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT GUY I don't think a girl could do better than Rock Hudson. FLIRTING IS You know that scene in Marathon Man where Szell is drilling into Dustin Hoffman's healthy tooth? If given a choice between flirting with a guy and that, I'd have to think long and hard before deciding. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST SKILL YOU CAN TEACH A GUY? DON'T BE MODEST I'm thinking cunnilingus here. I'm really, really good, and most guys could use a few lessons, I think. Wait, how to deconstruct children's literature! Yeah that's what I meant. HOW COMPETETIVE ARE YOU? I'm the least competetive person I know. Really, you name someone, and I'll bet that I'm less competetive than she is. A lot less competetive. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOPIC YOU CAN TALK FOR HOURS ON Comics books of course. Oh also, the really awkward grammar and stilted usage found in applications for reality tv shows. WHAT IS YOUR WORST SUBJECT AND WHY Ohhhh, women. I can never understand the way their minds work. Oh and men, they baffle me too. Teenagers are bit of a puzzle. Relating to other people would probably be the best summary. WHAT'S THE WORST WAY YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE? Hmmm. I got a restraining order, and when the police escorted me to his apartment to get my things, I stole his comic books. LIST YOUR THREE (3) CLOSEST MALE FRIENDS IN THE AREA THAT WE CAN CALL AS REFERENCES The problem here is that all my male friends are geeks themselves, and might beat me out for a spot in the show. Heck, I could probably populate the geek side just with my comic book group. LIST YOUR THREE (3) CLOSEST FEMALE FRIENDS IN THE AREA THAT WE CAN CALL AS REFERENCES I don't have any female friends. Other women tend to be intimidated by my termendous intellect and encyclopedic knowledge of the history of The New Teen Titans. __________________ I'm against ending blackness. I believe that everyone has a right to be black, it's a choice, and I support that. ~Steven Colbert Last edited by Gilda; 07-06-2005 at 09:18 PM..