Gilda

They announced at the end of episodes of the marathon somthing like this:

Are you a beautiful woman? Are you a geek who would like to help a beautiful woman? Apply by blah blah blah.

So I'm all excited now. I'm a geek. I knew all of the answers to the geek questions except the car ones. I wouldn't mind helping a beautiful woman learn more about science and geek stuff, and I figure that she could teach me about all that fashion and makeup stuff that's never made mush sense to me, such as why on earth anyone would want to wear one of those shirts with the gigantic DKNY or TOMMY logo on it.

So what do you think, do I have a chance? I'm really smart, I'm socially inept, I have difficulty talking to attractive women, I can't dance, I don't know much about designer fashions (I shop mostly at Sears and Target), so it would seem that I'm perfect. I won't tell them I'm married, and there aren't any official records for that anyway.

I think it's looking good. I'm going to go apply now.

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