Both lists are very good! And equally important - at least for a good laugh or many
& a huge hug. Every relationship has it's "hot buttons" & these cover quite a few. Some are deal breakers for people who want to live life in a "fairy tale"...but after all...we're all only human.
and yes, we ladies masturbate too. Tho - An audience is not always welcome, however. I think lots of guys agree with that feeling, too.
And us ladies really like some types of porn that you guys might not - but to each his own. It's all in fun.
Thanks - it had me smiling....