astro dude, if your house looks like that ebay woman's, then just say hello to perma-bachelorhood. having sex on a couch in the middle of stacks of boxes & dust... well... hrmm... eh, maybe you might consider emailing this ebay woman...?
i take it you don't watch dr. phil

<small>ACK!!! neither do i. i only catch Oprah once in a while, when i hear a promo on good morning america. even then i mostly forget to watch, but sometimes i do. sue me.</small>