Originally Posted by Tophat665

One they missed:
Thou mayst Covet thy neighbor's house or his wife, but never his ass. His wife's ass thou mayst covet, but thou shalt not fondle it (when he is not away on business).

...and only then if your next action is a) to have sex with the waitress, b) kill some large dangerous animal with your teeth, or c) drink dark beer, whiskey, or tequila.


Not even if he's singing Monty Python? Far to silly to be questionable, that.