One they missed:
Thou mayst Covet thy neighbor's house or his wife, but never his ass. His wife's ass thou mayst covet, but thou shalt not fondle it (when he is not away on business).
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9.) It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
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...and only then if your next action is a) to have sex with the waitress, b) kill some large dangerous animal with your teeth, or c) drink dark beer, whiskey, or tequila.
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33.) If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
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Not even if he's singing Monty Python? Far to silly to be questionable, that.