Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 101 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
Woo-hoo {belch}
I love you man!!!!
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I reject your reality, and substitute my own
-- Adam Savage
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