First thought upon reading title: "What a classy way to go!"
Welcome to the irrational fear competition. We come up with EVERY way someone can kill you, the more exotic the better. My entry?
Quote:
"Terrorists Turn to Poke'mon to Kill"
US officials working closely with counter-terrorist specialists made an announcement today about how terrorists can use small cartoon animals with amazing powers to attack Americans.
"We've known that the terrorists have been experimenting with Poke'mon for 4 months now. We are looking into the possibility of an attack", said FBI Special Agent Ash Hole. He has warned people to avoid heavely populated areas, and to contact the authorities if you spot any espically animated children with litte red balls.
The Poke'mon attack last year in Yemen was linked to Morrocans working with the al Qaeda and some ex-Taliban members, in conjunction with North Koreans, Iranians, anti-war hippies, and anyone who isn't Republican. The attack claimed the lives of over a dozen cartoon animals, and caused several thousand dollars worth of damage to trading cards. Several arrests were made, but no evidence was found.
"We've gotta catch 'em all", says agent Hole.
|