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SPCA bait
Q: How do you get a dog to sound like a cat?
A: Freeze it solid and run it though the table saw: "Meeeooowww!"
Q: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog?
A: Douse it with rubbing alchohol and drop a match in its fur: "Wooooffff!"
Okay, I think I'll pack my swim trunks now because it's hot where I am going!
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