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Funniest Joke I've Heard in Years...
An old man is sitting on his front porch and sees a little boy strolling down the dirt road with a bail of something that looks like wire under his arm. The old man yells to the little boy... "Hey sonny what you got there"? The boy replies.. "I got some chicken wire... I'm going into town to get me some chickens" .. a couple hours the little boys strolls back by the old mans house with a chicken under each arm.
Next day the old man is on his porch again... sees the same little boy with several rolls of silver tape in his hands struggling not to drop them... old man yells to the little boy "Hey sonny... what you got there"? The boy replies... "I got some Duct Tape... I'm going into town to get me some ducks"... a couple hours pass and sure enough the little boy strolls by the old mans house with a duck under each arm.
Next day the old man is sittin on his porch again and sees the same little boy with some odd looking branches over his shoulder... old man yells to the little boy... "Hey sonny what you got there"?... little boy replies... "I got some pussy willows.... Old man stands up and yells back to the little boy... "Hold on let me get my hat".....
rotflmao..... ohh gawd... my sides hurt
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 The Loonatic
Did you get rid of all the voices in your head?
Do you now miss them and the things they said?
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