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Old 12-16-2004, 10:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Location: on the back, bitch
So I'm wandering through two different malls today like a alzheimer's patient looking for his bedroom slippers. (If you have a loved one with alzheimer's, I apologize deeply. And, if you happen to have alzheimer's yourself, I didn't say a thing, and besides, Matlock is on...)
Dude, that was one of the best lines I have seen in ages!!!!!!

I guess there is a different approach to men than women from these kiosks. I do notice that all the girls have accents.
There is one outfit that sells a hand and nail kit. Do NOT fall for this! I did. All my fingernails broke off within two weeks. So now, when they approach me from those particular kiosks, I reply very loudly, YOUR CRAP RUINED MY NAILS. It's my mission.
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