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Old 11-29-2004, 11:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
Stiltzkin
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Instead of creating a new thread, I decided to resurrect this extremely old thread, because I have a variation on the rodeo that made me and my friends laugh our asses off very, very hard for about 10 minutes.

Go to a bar and find the ugliest, fattest, nastiest girl there. Get her drunk and take her to a room. Then stick your dick in her ass and wrap your arms around her body as tightly as you can, then whisper in her ear: "you're the nastiest piece of shit I've ever fucked".

May not be as funny when read, but the way my friend told it is classic
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