Instead of creating a new thread, I decided to resurrect this extremely old thread, because I have a variation on the rodeo that made me and my friends laugh our asses off very, very hard for about 10 minutes.
Go to a bar and find the ugliest, fattest, nastiest girl there. Get her drunk and take her to a room. Then stick your dick in her ass and wrap your arms around her body as tightly as you can, then whisper in her ear: "you're the nastiest piece of shit I've ever fucked".
May not be as funny when read, but the way my friend told it is classic
